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(UglyNet™ is satire. Your face is fine. We promise.)
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amiugly.lol is a satire project where UglyNet™ gives your selfie an intentionally absurd "ugliness" report. It is designed for humor and commentary on internet beauty culture, not for real appearance judgments.
If you want the long version, read our About page or browse the UglyNet Journal for deeper explainers.
The score, labels, and category callouts are entertainment output. Even when the UI jokes about "47 dimensions" and "14 million faces," this should not be treated as a factual measure of attractiveness. Human beauty is subjective, cultural, and context-dependent.
AI vision systems can be biased by lighting, camera angle, image quality, training data, and social stereotypes. They can misread facial features and overstate confidence. That is exactly why amiugly.lol frames results as satire and not as a scientific or personal truth about anyone.
For policy details, data handling, and user rights, see Privacy and Terms.
Every uploaded image is hashed, and that hash is used to seed a pseudorandom number generator that produces your "ugliness" score, label, and six category callouts. Upload the same photo twice and you'll get the exact same satirical output — because there is no real judgment happening. UglyNet™ does not analyze 47 facial dimensions. There is no "face database of 14 million." The categories — nose, eye placement, forehead, jawline, mouth, vibe — are a fixed list with rotating callout text. That's the whole joke: AI face-scoring systems sound authoritative, but they're often closer to a fortune cookie than a measurement.
UglyNet™ never targets race, ethnicity, religion, disability, body weight, age, gender identity, sexual orientation, or any other protected characteristic. The bit is on the absurdity of AI scoring systems — not on the person uploading the photo. We also block sexually explicit content automatically at the upload step (every image is checked by a content classifier before it touches storage). Full details in our Content Policy.
Is the score real?
No. It's a pseudorandom number seeded by your image's hash. The same photo always gets the same satirical output.
Can I delete my photo?
Yes — instantly from your results page if you opted into the gallery, or it's never stored at all if you didn't.
Who can use this?
Anyone 18 or older uploading a photo of themselves. No accounts, no logins, no data sold.
Is this offensive?
We aim it squarely at AI scoring systems and internet beauty culture, never at the person. If you ever see output that crosses a line, email us with the submission ID and we'll remove it.
More in the full FAQ.